whirlwitch ([info]whirlwitch) wrote,
@ 2008-04-02 23:36:00
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Entry tags:creativity, humor, meme

An Assortment Of Giggle Snorts
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First thing you need to know:

The Ferrets is Mightier than the Sword.

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That's because:

A Ferrets A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.

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And that's why

I Wish They All Could Be Ferrets Girls.

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That would be

Sweet as the Moment When the Ferrets Went "Pop"

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And never forget:

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Ferrets.

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Just remember:

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Ferrets.

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And there is always this truth:

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Ferrets it is!

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And then, because I absolutely couldn't resist:

There's Always Room For Ferretfan.

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That's because:

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Ferretfan.

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Therefore:

Unzip a Ferretfan.

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and

Feel the Ferretfan.

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and

Splash Ferretfan All Over.

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thereby

Pleasing Ferretfan the World Over.

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And finally:

Make Fun of Ferretfan.

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Yep. Got that covered. All jests aside, there's no arguing with this one:

Smart. Beautiful. Ferretfan.

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